i like food

Hi. Pretty much all you need to know is that I like food, kittens, and girls. That about it. You can ask me anything and I'll answer it. Have a great day. Okay, bye!

2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

do u believe in the moon?
Anonymous

svvords:

not anymore

humorking:

me auditioning to model

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duloxetine:

finding out that someone very hot follows you

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perftag:

u wanna say that to my face bitch?? ??? well please dont it will hurt my feelings

supitsbatman:

I want you in every way possible. I want you when youre sick, i want you when youre sad, and i want you when youre happy. I want you in the morning and at night. I want you when i make breakfast or bake cupcakes. I want your hands in mine. I want you in my arms and next to me in bed. I want your lips against mine. I want to watch movies with you and build forts. I want to lay on the hood of the car under the stars. I want to spend holidays with you. I want you, and only you. 

letters to you

zach-griffindor:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

Dear [insert URL here],

guy:

OMG… ur staying home on a FRIDAY night?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

same

gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

❝ I’m too gay for this shit. ❞

- Six word story (via dyklingdiaries)

cats-n-lesbians:

Reblog if you are the gay sibling

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