Hi. Pretty much all you need to know is that I like food, kittens, and girls. That about it. You can ask me anything and I'll answer it. Have a great day. Okay, bye!
Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car
finding out that someone very hot follows you
u wanna say that to my face bitch?? ??? well please dont it will hurt my feelings
I want you in every way possible. I want you when youre sick, i want you when youre sad, and i want you when youre happy. I want you in the morning and at night. I want you when i make breakfast or bake cupcakes. I want your hands in mine. I want you in my arms and next to me in bed. I want your lips against mine. I want to watch movies with you and build forts. I want to lay on the hood of the car under the stars. I want to spend holidays with you. I want you, and only you.
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear [insert URL here],
OMG… ur staying home on a FRIDAY night?
Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck
did you eat your parents
How about you mind your own business
- Six word story (via dyklingdiaries)